The Somatic Money Leak Audit
One hour, 1:1, where we ask your body, not your mind, where the money in your business is leaking.
Find out why you’re not doing what you already know works, and leave with a practice to use the moment that block shows up.
BOOK MY 60-MINUTE CALLIf you ever feel like you're your own biggest obstacle in your business, it's time to look at what's underneath it.
Money just landed in your account, and you’re already working out where it’s going before you’ve let yourself feel it.
And:
- The next course or mastermind looks like it could finally be the magic bullet.
- You announce your launch two or three times, then go quiet because showing up takes more bandwidth than you have.
- People slide into your DMs, and you find reasons they can wait, until they’ve moved on.
- You give clients more than they paid for, and still feel like it isn’t enough.
- Somewhere in you, more clients and more money means more pressure and less time with the people you love.
It’s probably kept you up at night while your brain makes up stories about your numbers and your worth.
And the hardest part? You’ve done the courses and the mindset work. It worked for a while. Then it came back.
That’s because it was never just in your head, or in your business plan.
BOOK A 60 MIN SOMATIC MONEY LEAK AUDITKnowing what to do has never been your problem.
You’ve probably called it self-sabotage, or being bad with money. Those are the words most women use when they book a call with me.
When we look closer, we usually find a part of you protecting you from something that isn’t a threat anymore.
Maybe it wasn’t safe to be fully seen at some point in your life.
Maybe there was too much responsibility on your shoulders, way too early.
Maybe you watched a parent lose money.
Maybe you learned that when money comes, people come for it, or someone takes it away.
That part of you is doing its job very well. It just doesn’t know the job has changed.
Once you see what's really getting in the way, these are the kinds of shifts you can expect:
introducing...
The Somatic Money Leak Audit
A 60-minute 1:1 session to find where your money is leaking, and leave with a practice you can use on your own.
Here is what happens during the session and why
1️⃣ We start with your business
You tell me a little about your business, what made you reach out and what you want to work on, so the hour goes on what matters to you.
2️⃣ We find where it shows up
You tell me how it’s showing up in your business. Then I walk you through my Body Inquiry Method, where we check the five places women in business most often leak money: visibility, wealth associations, pressure to deliver, burnout and commitment avoidance.
3️⃣ We explore it in the body
Once we know which leak to start with, we slow down. Using somatic tools, we track how that pattern lives in your nervous system, enough to understand what it’s been protecting you from and how it’s still trying to help. Then we give your body something it hasn’t had yet: a different option.
4️⃣ You learn the practice we used
I show you exactly which tools we used and why they work in your nervous system, so you understand what helps you make a different choice and can use them on your own. It’s a starting point: patterns that took years to form shift through repetition, and this gives you the first rep.
5️⃣ You leave with one next step
We finish with one thing you want to implement in your business, something that feels doable and builds towards your goal.
From booking to our call, here's what happens.
1. Checkout
Once you click the button below you will be led to the checkout page. You submit the €45 payment via credit card or PayPal, and you will be taken to a different page with all the next steps to book your call.
2. Book your call
You will be redirected to a page where you can find a booking tool. Here you can look into my availability (in your own time zone) and you can reserve a spot in my agenda.
3. Confirmation
You will receive an email with the Google Meet link. I’ll send reminders 1 day and 1 hour before our call.
4. Meet me online
Our 60 minutes, 1:1. Make sure you’re somewhere private and you have uninterrupted time to yourself. A journal and a pen may come in handy for the session in case you want to write something down.
Here's what other women have to say about working with me:
The Somatic Money Leak Audit
60 minutes, 1:1 with me.
€45
Have we met yet? I'm Diana.
Business coaches teach you a better funnel. Wellness coaches tell you to journal more and trust the universe. I’m the specialist entrepreneurs come to when they’ve hired the business coaches and invested in the masterminds, and they still hit the same ceiling. Every. Single. Month.
Because I speak two languages most coaches can’t.
🌀 I came to nervous system work over six years ago because I needed it. It’s what saved my business and my marriage when burnout brought me to my knees and made me shut everything down. I know what it feels like from the inside: the post-peak crash, the panic investment, the quiet devastation of closing your biggest month and feeling absolutely nothing. I’ve lived every pattern on this page.
📐 Before I ever entered this industry, I spent years as a Lead Scientist and Chemical Engineer. So when I tell you what’s happening in your nervous system when you ghost your warm leads after a big cash month, I mean it literally, at a neurobiological level. I understand systems, limiting steps, and what it really takes for a pattern to shift at the root.
I’m both somatically and scientifically fluent.
I believe a highly profitable business shouldn’t cost you your health, your relationships or your sanity, and that women shouldn’t have to choose between ambition and peace. You deserve both: the Stripe notifications, and feeling amazing in your life.
Who this call is for
This is for you if...
- your business already has some money and clients coming in, and you know it could be more
- you know what would move your business forward, like raising your prices, posting the offer or following up, and something stops you
- you hold back on visibility: the post stays in drafts, the offer goes unpitched, the DM goes unsent
- you want to understand what’s happening with money in your business at a level deeper than the spreadsheet, and get support acting on it
- you’re ready to practise a new response when the leak shows up, because the breakthrough is only the start
It’s probably not the right time if:
- your business hasn’t made much money or had many clients yet
- you’re under acute financial stress right now. Stability comes first, and this work lands better once you have it.
- you’re looking for a quick fix, or someone to rewire your money story in an hour
A’s to your Q’s
Why 60 minutes?
What if it's more than one thing?
Is one call enough?
Why is it €45?
Can I reschedule?
Is there a refund policy?
What would your business look like if more money, visibility and success felt safe?
It’s probably kept you up at night while your brain makes up stories about your numbers and your worth.
And the hardest part? You’ve already done the courses and the mindset work, and for a while it helped, until the same thing showed up again. Whatever is driving it sits deeper than anything a course or a business plan can get to.
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